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Beanie I have a wife and kids. Do I seem like a happy guy...
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The family is a court of justice which never shuts down for night or...
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Laurie got offended that I used the word ‘puke.’ But to me, that’s what...
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Civilization is the distance man has placed between himself and his excreta.
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Women have served all these centuries as looking-glasses possessing the magic and delicious power...
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I think it a very happy accident.
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Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung...
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Death, so called, is a thing which makes men weep, And yet a third...
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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age — as your...
Quote #20701
Ambition often puts men upon doing the meanest offices so climbing is performed in...