Quote #30142
As a nation we are dedicated to keeping physically fit and parking as close...
Quote #30450
The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
Quote #384
Travel, instead of broadening the mind, often merely lengthens the conversation.
Quote #25468
The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend.
Quote #25029
For it is in giving that we receive.
Quote #3873
I no longer prepare food or drink with more than one ingredient.
Quote #28800
I’m bilingual. I speak English and I speak educationese.
Quote #19187
The real measure of your wealth is how much you’d be worth if you...
Quote #9848
Joel: Ed, are you hallucinating? Ed: Oh, yeah, but not right now.
Quote #6710
When the politicians complain that TV turns the proceedings into a circus, it should...