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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
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Money mad. My wife says I spend money like a drunken sailor. Wonder what...
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When you have told anyone you have left him a legacy the only decent...
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I am a firm believer of reading the horoscopes. I read all twelve, pick...
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True strength lies in gentleness.
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A book may be compared to your neighbor; if it be good, it cannot...
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I love children – especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
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The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do....
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Love is the extra effort we make in our dealings with those whom we...
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Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There’s nothing to do...