Quote #3745
The only completely consistent people are the dead.
Quote #2346
Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
Quote #24646
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the...
Quote #17824
Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever...
Quote #22554
On a good day, I view the job of president as directing an orchestra....
Quote #29203
Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in...
Quote #15896
Human science is an uncertain guess.
Quote #11345
Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing.
Quote #481
You should always believe what you read in the newspapers, for that makes them...
Quote #13720
Many an opportunity is lost because a man is out looking for four-leaf clovers.