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Do it now. It is not safe to leave a generous feeling to the...
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Those who know how to win are much more numerous than those who know...
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Marriage is based on the theory that when man discovers a brand of beer...
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Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.
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If a man is offered a fact which goes against his instincts, he will...
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You’ve been listening to the adagio from Beethoven’s 7th Symphony. I think Ludwig pretty...
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Every man serves a useful purpose A miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor.
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Democracy and socialism have nothing in common but one word, equality. But notice the...
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Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to...
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Marriage. It’s like a cultural hand-rail. It links folks to the past and guides...