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One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to...
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An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist...
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Weird, isn’t it Somehow in the dead of winter when its 40 below, so...
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Painting is an attempt to come to terms with life. There are as many...
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Bacchus hath drowned more men than Neptune.
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If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
Quote #11454
Do you know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?
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The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other...
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When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers...
Quote #5815
Persistence is the twin sister of excellence. One is a matter of quality; the...