Quote #2662
A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled.
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The unique personality which is the real life in me, I can not gain...
Quote #11649
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
Quote #14566
I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed...
Quote #3001
I like a friend better for having faults that one can talk about.
Quote #3875
Keeping your clothes well pressed will keep you from looking hard pressed.
Quote #4769
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
Quote #5953
Live dangerously and you live right.
Quote #26909
Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to...
Quote #33361
True love brings up everything – you’re allowing a mirror to be held up...