Quote #3290
In rivers and bad governments, the lightest things swim at the top.
Quote #24455
Every man is as Heaven made him, and sometimes a great deal worse.
Quote #14425
We know what a person thinks not when he tells us what he thinks,...
Quote #17767
Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing.
Quote #3413
Hell must be isothermal; for otherwise the resident engineers and physical chemists (of which...
Quote #4967
The worst is notSo long as we can say, “This is the worst.”
Quote #31279
It has been our policy not to use obscenities in the paper. It’s a...
Quote #3925
To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites...
Quote #9411
It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.
Quote #17847
Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than on all other...