Quote #30147
It’s practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry.
Quote #3235
A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on.
Quote #23692
The common idea that success spoils people by making them vain, egotistic, and self-complacent...
Quote #12108
The perfect man of action, is the suicide.
Quote #20515
It is impossible to live without brains, either one’s own or borrowed.
Quote #140
Feeding the starving poor only increases their number.
Quote #33912
Difficulties increase the nearer we approach our goal.
Quote #24121
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When...
Quote #5579
Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los...
Quote #30869
When an elephant is in trouble even a frog will kick him.