Quote #2385
Civilization exists by geological consent, subject to change without notice.
Quote #17246
To be a saint is the exception to be upright is the rule. Err,...
Quote #13228
I understand that smoking is vaguely inappropriate in certain situations. You know, like an...
Quote #19136
He who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead.
Quote #1668
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your...
Quote #15146
It never occurs to some politicians that Lincoln is worth imitating as well as...
Quote #26986
If you’ve never been hated by your child, you’ve never been a parent.
Quote #10542
Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.
Quote #22200
The fastest way to succeed is to look as if you’re playing by somebody...
Quote #34831
Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep...