Quote #26709
Johnny Grubb slides into second with a standup double.
Quote #30416
The day the child realizes that all adults are imperfect he becomes an adolescent...
Quote #1896
Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung...
Quote #26951
Man is descended from a hairy, tailed quadruped, probably arboreal in its habits.
Quote #12465
So many Gods, so many creeds So many ways that wind and wind, While...
Quote #34536
Silence is more musical than any song.
Quote #12039
A life spent making mistakes is not only most honorable but more useful than...
Quote #25193
Hypothetical questions get hypothetical answers.
Quote #31730
When in doubt, do the courageous thing.
Quote #26685
A good storyteller is a person who has a good memory and hopes other...