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Grammar school never taught me anything about grammar.
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I really wonder what gives us the right to wreck this poor planet of...
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One thorn of experience is worth a whole wilderness of warning.
Quote #8865
Reputation is what other people know about you. Honor is what you know about...
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To err is human to forgive, infrequent.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #15987
People care more about being thought to have taste than about being good, clever,...
Quote #16469
To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
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Every experience in life, everything with which we have come in contact in life,...
Quote #18894
We cannot live only for ourselves. A thousand fibers connect us with our fellow...