Quote #9848
Joel: Ed, are you hallucinating? Ed: Oh, yeah, but not right now.
Quote #217
It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course, you...
Quote #15383
One look around us ought to show that all our arbitrary measures and bounds...
Quote #16494
Jack You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you...
Quote #11663
People only see what they are prepared to see.
Quote #30489
Don’t pray when it rains if you don’t pray when the sun shines.
Quote #13216
Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.
Quote #20488
What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet...
Quote #862
May you be in heaven a half hour before the devil knows your dead
Quote #938
The society which scorns excellence in plumbing as a humble activity and tolerates shoddiness...