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Only one absolute certainty is possible to man, namely that at any given moment...
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America has never been united by blood or birth or soil. We are bound...
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The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity...
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The person who knows “how” will always have a job. The person who knows...
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Continuous unremitting darkness has been known to send some people into an emotional tailspin,...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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We are all worms, but I do believe that I am a glow-worm.
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In comparing various authors with one another, I have discovered that some of the...
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Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Quote #2205
There is nothing so absurd but some philosopher has said it.