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They sicken of the calm that know the storm.
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If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters.
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Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
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To live we must conquer incessantly, we must have the courage to be happy.
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Yesterday, December seventh, 1941, a date which will live in infamy, the United States...
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If you put a billion monkeys in front of a billion typewriters typing at...
Quote #531
Experience: A comb life gives you after you lose your hair.
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The shoe that fits one person pinches another there is no recipe for living...
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The writer is the engineer of the human soul.
Quote #1890
Early to rise and early to bed Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead