Quote #251
A man is the sum of his actions, of what he has done, of...
Quote #33042
The Russians love Brooke Shield because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Quote #23911
The truth of the matter is that you always know the right thing to...
Quote #146
You will never find time for anything. If you want time you must make...
Quote #22841
The robot is going to lose. Not by much. But when the final score...
Quote #30121
The incomparable stupidity of life teaches us to love our parents divine philosophy teaches...
Quote #8583
Education is an admirable thing, but it is well worth remembering from time to...
Quote #123
It was a book to kill time for those who like it better dead.
Quote #16024
The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever.
Quote #11392
Not only are you anal, but you are anal about things most people have...