Quote #6753
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good...
Quote #1900
Oh God, how do the world and heavens confine themselves, when our hearts tremble...
Quote #26575
The surest road to health, say what they will, Is never to suppose we...
Quote #8583
Education is an admirable thing, but it is well worth remembering from time to...
Quote #3967
It is the dull man who is always sure, and the sure man who...
Quote #7578
It is forbidden to decry other sects; the true believer gives honour to whatever...
Quote #31944
Assault weapons’ menacing looks, coupled with the public’s confusion over fully-automatic machine guns versus...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #23117
Your manuscript is both good and original, but the part that is good is...
Quote #4890
I thank God I am as honest as any man living that is an...