Quote #3200
National Health Insurance: The compassion of the IRS The efficiency of the Postal Service...
Quote #28905
The white, the Hispanic, the black, the Arab, the Jew, the woman, the Native...
Quote #23424
Not all who wander are lost.
Quote #956
Not many people know this … but I happen to be famous.
Quote #24039
Behind an able man there are always other able men.
Quote #30160
There are two kinds of adventurers those who go truly hoping to find adventure...
Quote #22185
What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy
Quote #16513
Men in earnest have no time to waste In patching fig-leaves for the naked...
Quote #958
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
Quote #21919
A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.