Quote #29304
Figures won’t lie, but liars can figure.
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Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another...
Quote #34303
A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can’t help himself.
Quote #3645
When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I...
Quote #33852
To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
Quote #33230
Sometimes I think we’d be better off blind.
Quote #18166
The grave is the general meeting place.
Quote #31153
Relativity keeps anything from happening at once. Quantum mechanics keeps everything from really happening...
Quote #25494
If people don’t want to come out to the ballpark, nobody’s going to stop...
Quote #14846
Vision – It reaches beyond the thing that is, into the conception of what...