Quote #1858
Every government is run by liars and nothing they say should be believed.
Quote #2346
Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
Quote #32693
I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.
Quote #20746
I can believe anything, provided that it is quite incredible.
Quote #19607
Judge Smails It’s easy to grin When your ship comes in And you’ve got...
Quote #17494
He who exercises government by means of his virtue may be compared to the...
Quote #6908
Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out.
Quote #32466
Some people succeed because they are destined to, but most people succeed because they...
Quote #3688
No Voice; but oh! the silence sank like music on my heart.
Quote #26012
Whenever people say ‘we mustn’t be sentimental,’ you can take it they are about...