Quote #18419
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
Quote #6975
The evil implanted in man by nature spreads so imperceptibly, when the habit of...
Quote #6327
Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
Quote #1649
Poor is the man whose pleasures depend on the permission of another.
Quote #22637
The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun.
Quote #2639
The only way to reform some people is to chloroform them.
Quote #27084
Science conducts us, step by step, through the whole range of creation, until we...
Quote #12892
Comedy is acting out optimism.
Quote #22690
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption...
Quote #19196
Great minds think alike.