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There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
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Drop the question what tomorrow may bring, and count as profit every day that...
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You can always pick up your needle and move to another groove.
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Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.
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Anyone who works is a fool. I don’t work – I merely inflict myself...
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America is a large friendly dog in a small room. Every time it wags...
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For in and out, above, about, below, ‘Tis nothing but a Magic Shadow-show, Play’d...
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Nicky A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are...
Quote #6565
My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.
Quote #13867
The best way to have a good idea is to have a lot of...