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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...
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We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a...
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No deep and strong feeling, such as we may come across here and there...
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The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey...
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I detest life-insurance agents they always argue that I shall some day die, which...
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The Yale president must be a Yale man. Not too far to the right,...
Quote #17767
Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing.
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Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
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Do not try to fight a lion if you are not one yourself.
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When you have read the Bible, you will know it is the word of...