Quote #13299
The inability to secure a reservation drives yuppies absolutely crazy.
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Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them.
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Stacy Happy anniversary, Wayne. Wayne Stacy, we broke up two months ago. Stacy Well,...
Quote #14505
Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.
Quote #6924
Make sure you have finished speaking before your audience has finished listening.
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Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should...
Quote #5334
A teacher affects eternity; He can never tell where his influence stops.
Quote #6129
When a dog acts viciously we assume the reason is poor treatment and training...
Quote #9451
Hope is the thing with feathers that perches in the soul and sings the...
Quote #28976
A lady came up to me on the street and pointed to my suede...