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Whenever I open a door, I pull on the doorknob real hard, because isn’t...
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Shortchange your education now and you may be short of change the rest of...
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The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a...
Quote #22751
It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that...
Quote #14586
Paradise is exactly like where you are right now… only much, much better.
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The name of peace is sweet, and the thing itself is beneficial, but there...
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There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist- the taxidermist leaves...
Quote #14976
We must have infinite faith in each other. If we have not, we must...
Quote #5630
Ordinarily he was insane, but he had lucid moments when he was merely stupid.