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All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, ‘See, there’s a...
Quote #8531
Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
Quote #15990
Those who live on vanity must, not unreasonably, expect to die of mortification.
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Our business in life is not to get ahead of others, but to get...
Quote #15200
It is human nature to hate him whom you have injured.
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Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that’s no reason not to...
Quote #14182
All I really need to know about how to live and what to do...
Quote #21686
The true lover of learning then must his earliest youth, as far as in...
Quote #27405
I myself prefer my New Zealand eggs for breakfast. (After she was pelted with...
Quote #24020
George The official toxicity limit for humans is between one and one and half...