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Beware of a man’s shadow and a bee’s sting.
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To see a man fearless in dangers. untainted with lusts, happy in adversity, composed...
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Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet
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My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they’re in August.
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Royalty has always been an unconscious but all-consuming goal of the European immigrant.
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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an...
Quote #7955
The Lord prefers common-looking people. That is why he makes so many of them.
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Fortunately science, like that nature to which it belongs, is neither limited by time...
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We ought not to judge of men’s merits by their qualifications, but by the...
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A jest’s prosperity lies in the ear Of him that hears it, never in...