Quote #27524
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
Quote #26244
Veni, vidi, vici. (I came, I saw, I conquered.)
Quote #16821
Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest...
Quote #9393
The love of truth lies at the root of much humor.
Quote #3667
1. At the rise of the hand of the policeman, stop rapidly. Do not...
Quote #9893
Look for the ridiculous in everything and you will find it.
Quote #15016
He that cannot forgive others, breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass...
Quote #27155
That it will never come again is what makes life sweet.
Quote #29865
This is obviously an act of war that has been committed on the United...
Quote #1588
I need no warrant for being, and no word of sanction upon my being....