Quote #1124
They say that time changes things, but actually you have to change them yourself.
Quote #827
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Quote #28656
There’s always somebody who is paid too much, and taxed too little – and...
Quote #18074
Peter Good luck with your layoffs, alright, I hope your firings go really, really...
Quote #27515
Living in the past is a dull and lonely business looking back strains the...
Quote #25826
My boredom threshold is low at the best of times but I have spent...
Quote #418
Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
Quote #19835
Are we at last brought to such humiliating and debasing degradation, that we cannot...
Quote #2223
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Quote #13547
A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in...