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I’ve learned that although it’s hard to admit it, I’m secretly glad my parents...
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Any man who afflicts the human race with ideas must be prepared to see...
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I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.
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The more I know about men the more I like dogs.
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Truly great madness can not be achieved without significant intelligence.
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For health and the constant enjoyment of life, give me a keen and ever-present...
Quote #7988
Every woman knows all about everything.
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If debugging is the art of removing bugs, then programming must be the art...
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It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to...
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To this end was I born, and for this cause came I into the...