Quote #3007
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
Quote #23008
There’s nothing I’m afraid of like scared people.
Quote #33314
TAKING THE FIRST FOOTSTEP with a good thought, the second with a good word,...
Quote #32030
Occasionally, I have to think like myself to remember where I put something.
Quote #32068
If you want something said, ask a man if you want something done, ask...
Quote #2997
The love of money is the root of all virtue.
Quote #127
Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought—particularly...
Quote #27077
All universal moral principles are idle fantasies.
Quote #13477
Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and deserve...
Quote #18693
Greatness lies not in being strong, but in the right use of strength.