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This was love at first sight, love everlasting a feeling unknown, unhoped for, unexpected–in...
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I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins...
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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Quote #2954
Our Constitution protects aliens, drunks, and U.S. senators.
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Few sinners are saved after the fiirst twenty minutes of a sermon.
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Nothing is more destructive of respect for the government and the law of the...
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As long as people are going to call you a lunatic anyway, why not...
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As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to...
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A prudent question is one-half of wisdom.
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We know our friends by their defects rather than by their merits.