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The public is a ferocious beast — one must either chain it up or...
Quote #7021
What a splendid head, yet no brain.
Quote #34694
Socialism is nothing but the capitalism of the lower classes.
Quote #13635
Wit is the only wall between us and the dark.
Quote #31786
I do not come into this pulpit hoping that perhaps somebody will of his...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #32497
He’s the kind of a guy who lights up a room just by flicking...
Quote #9001
I used to believe that marriage would diminish me, reduce my options. That you...
Quote #24791
I like to help women help themselves, as that is, in my opinion, the...
Quote #28975
Honesty is the best part of any art form. If you don’t have that,...