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If it weren’t for my lawyer, I’d still be in prison. It went a...
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I make a fortune from criticizing the policy of the government, and then hand...
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May the gods grant you all things which your heart desires, and may they...
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You know what charm is a way of getting the answer yes without having...
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Prove all things hold fast that which is good.
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“Where did you put it?” “Put what?” “You know?” “Where do you think?” “Oh.”
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As long as we think we can save ourselves by our own will power,...
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Sleep, those little slices of death, how I loathe them.
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Man forgives woman anything save the wit to outwit him.