Quote #33196
All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Quote #8520
Everybody likes to go their own way–to choose their own time and manner of...
Quote #21801
I would not vote for the mayor. It’s not just because he didn’t invite...
Quote #15403
A fellow who says he has never told a lie has just told one.
Quote #16732
A man never tells you anything until you contradict him.
Quote #2665
Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss...
Quote #27555
Family quarrels are bitter things. They don’t go according to any rules. They’re not...
Quote #23406
I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don’t believe I deserved my friends.
Quote #20623
High office teaches decision making, not substance. It consumes intellectual capital it does not...
Quote #18239
A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.