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Rest in peace. The mistake shall not be repeated.
Quote #33378
I am a Marxist–of the Groucho tendency.
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Advertising is tax deductible, so we all pay for the privilege of being manipulated...
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #11838
An artist does not fake reality–he *stylizes* it.
Quote #15037
The principle of liberty and equality, if coupled with mere selfishness, will make men...
Quote #14473
The test of our progress is not whether we add to the abundance of...
Quote #1687
Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but...
Quote #1075
A wizard cannot do everything; a fact most magicians are reticent to admit, let...
Quote #4015
Problems are only opportunities in work clothes.