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You cannot do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it...
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There is no security on this earth, there is only opportunity.
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Some things are so completely ludicrous that a man must laugh or die. To...
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I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good...
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A lifetime of happiness No man alive could bear it it would be hell...
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My final warning to you is always pay for your own drinks. All the...
Quote #32979
The mere mechanical technique of acting can be taught, but the spirit that is...
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A man builds a fine house and now he has a master, and a...
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I get plenty of exercise carrying the coffins of my friends who exercise.
Quote #20942
Life is as tedious as a twice-told tale Vexing the dull ear of a...