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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam I looked...
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Go ahead, make my day.
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Take a note of that his Lordship says he will turn it over in...
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The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
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The happy person is the one who finds occasions for joy at every step....
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Words are the pen of the heart, but music is the pen of the...
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I have found that among its other benefits, giving liberates the soul of the...
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The cause is hidden. The effect is visible to all.
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Funny how just when you think life can’t possibly get any worse it suddenly...
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I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have...