Quote #12705
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
Quote #9703
I see America, not in the setting sun of a black night of despair...
Quote #33859
Cheese – milk’s leap toward immortality.
Quote #11265
Accidents will occur in the best regulated families.
Quote #2979
Do Not Disturb signs should be written in the language of the hotel maids.
Quote #30628
Difference of religion breeds more quarrels than difference of politics.
Quote #31296
My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists.
Quote #19698
To be humble to superiors is duty, to equals courtesy, to inferiors nobleness.
Quote #33589
Do you realize if it weren’t for Edison we’d be watching TV by candlelight
Quote #2223
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.