Quote #5119
If only it were all so simple! If only there were evil people somewhere...
Quote #2363
I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.
Quote #20668
Love is often nothing but a favorable exchange between two people who get the...
Quote #2999
Any pitcher who throws at a batter and deliberately tries to hit him is...
Quote #16122
He is great who confers the most benefits.
Quote #1510
A compliment is a gift, not to be thrown away carelessly, unless you want...
Quote #31981
Adulthood is the ever-shrinking period between childhood and old age. It is the apparent...
Quote #26236
Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens...
Quote #33324
Nature made him, and then broke the mold.
Quote #8138
Common sense and sense of humor are the same thing moving at different speeds....