Quote #25648
Nobody understands anyone 18, including those who are 18.
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The only man who behaves sensibly is my tailor he takes my measure anew...
Quote #18176
If thou are a master, be sometimes blind if a servant, sometimes deaf.
Quote #96
I detest life-insurance agents; they always argue that I shall some day die, which...
Quote #20552
The first day of spring is one thing, and the first spring day is...
Quote #5001
They say that the wages of sin is death. But after taxes its just...
Quote #29116
An unemployed court jester is nobody’s fool.
Quote #14691
He that is slow to anger is better than the mighty and he that...
Quote #9525
The Darkness has begun. There will be no dawn.
Quote #15430
However mean your life is, meet it and live it; do not shun it...