Quote #12095
A pessimist is never disappointed.
Quote #1612
Learning is not compulsory… neither is survival.
Quote #4668
A fat paunch never breeds fine thoughts.
Quote #34390
I am just going outside and may be some time.
Quote #34049
It’s funny, to me, the way people refer to childbirth as a miraculous event....
Quote #18146
All commend patience, but none can endure to suffer.
Quote #33852
To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
Quote #24107
Hell is other people.
Quote #2977
Most people enjoy the inferiority of their friends.
Quote #28871
Anger is a wind which blows out the lamp of the mind.