Quote #22401
Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.
Quote #26744
Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.
Quote #30597
Wait for that wisest of all counselors, Time.
Quote #22757
Every man, wherever he goes, is encompassed by a cloud of comforting convictions, which...
Quote #14509
The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going...
Quote #33458
There are always survivors at a massacre. Among the victors, if nowhere else.
Quote #2346
Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
Quote #22474
By taking this action, I hope that I will have hastened the start of...
Quote #17041
Good nonsense is good sense in disguise.
Quote #22380
A man is not paid for having a head and hands, but for using...