Quote #32732
Seven days without laughter makes one weak.
Quote #12850
Tis a good thing to laugh at any rate, and if a straw can...
Quote #3276
You want a wife who is intelligent, but not too intelligent.
Quote #19230
Pascal keeps your hand tied. C gives you enough rope to hang yourself.
Quote #9976
A peacock who rests on its feathers is just another turkey.
Quote #27408
There are two kinds of worries — those you can do something about and...
Quote #20358
I gave up on new poetry myself thirty years ago, when most of it...
Quote #9408
And in the sweetness of friendship let there be laughter and the sharing of...
Quote #3181
Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad.
Quote #3119
Patriotism is a pernicious, psychopathic form of idiocy.