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Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet
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To lengthen thy Life, lessen thy meals
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Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.
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No nation ancient or modern ever lost the liberty of freely speaking, writing, or...
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The really happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery when on a...
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Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
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He had heard people speak contemptuously of money he wondered if they had ever...
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When people ask if the United States can afford to place on trial the...
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Whoever finds love beneath hurt and grief disappears into emptiness with a thousand new...
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Do you know what a pessimist is? A person who thinks everybody is as...