Quote #30057
A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has his suspicions.
Quote #13999
Life is made up of constant calls to action, and we seldom have time...
Quote #28368
Sometimes I wonder if I’m patriotic enough. Yes, I want to kill people, but...
Quote #16283
A rich man without charity is a rogue; and perhaps it would be no...
Quote #33417
Experience suggests it doesn’t matter so much how you got here, as what you...
Quote #2184
Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
Quote #19663
If your head is wax, don’t walk in the sun.
Quote #1339
Under all speech that is good for anything there lies a silence that is...
Quote #1973
Sleep is an eight-hour peep show of infantile erotica.
Quote #17176
He who does not have the courage to speak up for his rights cannot...