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Insanity — a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
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Beware the fury of a patient man.
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…probably the greatest concentration of talent and genius in this house except for perhaps...
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Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to...
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Why has government been instituted at all Because the passions of men will not...
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National Health Insurance: The compassion of the IRS The efficiency of the Postal Service...
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Old friends become bitter enemies on a sudden for toys and small offenses.
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Mornings are wonderful! The only drawback is that they come at such an inconvenient...
Quote #30133
Only grown-ups have difficulty with childproof bottles.
Quote #18317
Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying...