Quote #12958
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Quote #18428
To all, to each, a fair good night, And pleasing dreams, and slumbers light.
Quote #194
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
Quote #5620
Skepticism, like chastity, should not be relinquished too readily.
Quote #14002
He who finds Fortune on his side should go briskly ahead, for she is...
Quote #31010
As soon as laws are necessary for men, they are no longer fit for...
Quote #24823
If a cow can’t eat it, I don’t want to play on it.
Quote #30444
If you explore beneath shyness or party chit-chat, you can sometimes turn a dull...
Quote #29231
If you start throwing hedgehogs under me, I shall throw a couple of porcupines...
Quote #11957
A special Providence protects fools, drunkards, small children and the United States of America.