Quote #21669
Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells.
Quote #4635
An old doting fool, with one foot already in the grave.
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Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot.
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The only truly secure system is one that is powered off, cast in a...
Quote #32681
Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be...
Quote #32909
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the...
Quote #33336
I don’t mind what language an opera is sung in so long as it...
Quote #24296
If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal. Not...
Quote #33512
The toughest thing about success is that you’ve got to keep on being a...
Quote #31497
Tears are the rinse water of an unhappy heart.