Quote #22401
Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.
Quote #2478
In every fat book there is a thin book trying to get out.
Quote #12778
Gray skies are just clouds passing over.
Quote #15011
Folly is often more cruel in the consequences than malice can be in the...
Quote #3792
If men menstruated, they would brag about how much and for how long.
Quote #10146
Honest differences of opinion should never be permitted to destroy a friendship.
Quote #17601
I firmly believe that any man’s finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that...
Quote #21436
One’s life story cannot be told with complete veracity. A true autobiography would have...
Quote #354
The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing — and...
Quote #25707
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.